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  2. imnotjailbait:

    i can’t stop laughing

    (via spork)

     

  3. maryjunenotmaryjane:

    thegayloki:

    danglingthpider:

    rabioheab:

    rabioheab:

    i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

    i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

    don’t be a celsiass

    its too fahrenlate 

    kelvin

    (via davidthadeer)

     
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  5. rawrsaysreptar:

    My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

    (via takemyheart-tearitapart)

     
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  8. 4gifs:

    Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via chig-let)

     

  9. surprisebitch:

    *calls 911*

    911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

    me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

    911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

    me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

    911: ohhh! xD

    me: xD

    (via vin-threw)

     
  10. celinedionsnumber2fan:

    my children piddles pinky leonard charlotte and justine

    (Source: poopgirl4, via cyberharpie)

     
  11. crunchier:

    IM SERIOUSLY CRYING RIGHT NOW STOP

    (Source: dadburps, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

     
  12. iwishihadafather:

    this is performance art

    (via jesuschristvevo)

     
     
  13. helyon:

    finally.

    (Source: medicinalcocaine, via taco-bell-rey)

     
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